June 2012
I still read Louis as Lewis, not Louie.
things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in booksÂ
fingernailsÂ
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
if...
I'm up for questions. Got any?
Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Minnesota Person: Oh I see it's not -30 or 100 so dis must be one of them Spring daays I hear abooot. Yah fur sur.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Spirit World: Haha.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
Georgia Person: I swear it was 80 degrees like...two seconds ago.
Ohio Person: Wasn't it snowing yesterday?
Mississippi Person: Winter! BREAK OUT THE SWEATSHIRTS, NIKE SHORTS, AND UGGS!
ostolero:
do you know how hard it is to not be mean to people
